To those who said the Snogo’s bumps were too small… And to those who said they were too big….
We heard you. And now, after 2 years and 19 prototypes, we can prove it.
Introducing a precision dosing bump straw: The Snogo SMG.
Design your own Snogo SMG. Choose your outer tube color, dial color, and inner tube color.
Sexy, sculptural and engineered for exactness, The Snogo SMG is the same length as the original Snogo, but ever-so-slightly thicker to accommodate a dose-setting dial.. A ground-breaking, game-changing transformational feature, the dial is, in plain speak, exactly what you asked for; a way to control the size of your bumps. With 3 size settings – Small, Medium and good, old-fashioned Grande/Giddiup/Get-Your-Ass-In-Gear ripper – whatever suits, just dial it in and you’re good for the night!
The Snogo SMG’s select-your-size feature is what you asked for, but we’re an envelope pushing crew. Over-the-top and off-the-chain, that’s our sweet spot. So, how’s this for sweet: design your own Snogo SMG! You can choose a different finish for each outer tube, dial and inner tube (select your combo from silver, nitride, gold and burgundy finishes). So in every sense, The Snogo SMG puts you in the saddle (with a shiny-ass set of spurs!).
"I love my SNOGO. The Incognito design is the perfect size. I love the two finishes I have so I have options that will match my outfit for the night. Big fan…HUGE!"
"I’ve had my snogo incognito since April, and it’s still the life of the party to this day. I love its compact size, though I can’t wait to purchase the full size some day. 100% recommend!"
"I know it’s pricey compared to a little spoon, but so much better by far. I might marry it if I could. But seriously, it’s that good. It’s discrete. It’s sleek, and the dosing size is perfect… not too much and not too little."
"This is definitely a superior product to similar ones I've tried. It is very sleek and you can tell it is handcrafted with care! The mechanics of it are very smooth. All my friends I show it to want to buy one for themselves!"
"I got the mini version and it is awesome. This little tool is so efficient and better than anything else on the market. Wear it around your neck with the necklace and it looks like a cool abstract artwork around your neck."
"Finally!!! A Snogo that fits in my wallet. This is absolutely perfect for my party friends at the bar! No more trips to the bathroom! Love Cacao❤️❤️❤️!"
"Cannot express how convenient and low key the Snogo incognito is. Everyone I’ve shown has asked me for a link. I wish the silver necklaces were still in stock so I could have completed the set but I’ll be keeping my eye out for new inventory. Thanks Snogo!"
"Elegant form from function—practical, discreet, and essential. A game changer and a must have tool. Helpful and responsive costumer support. Cannot recommend enough."
"Absolutely amazing and worth every penny! Could not be happier with my purchase. The customer service team is excellent. Highly recommend!!!"
"This is the perfect gift for something I enjoy doing. It’s well done, elegant, silk and don’t forget to get the necklace!!!"
"The chain is a great match and perfect length for discreet or overt wearing. Really indispensable for such a lovely (and ridiculously functional) piece."
"This is a great little piece of functional jewelry! I will definitely be buying more for my friends as presents"
"My Snogo is the life of the party! Everyone loves it. I recommend the smaller one for the necklace as the larger ones can feel off balance."
"This is the best straw. Travel easy and smooth. Never a spill or an accidental exhale that blows anything away."
"Fantastic product truly well engineered and aesthetically designed. The incognito is perfect for festivals or anywhere discretion would be desired."
"Such a nifty tool. As a big fan of gadgets and all things that make life easier this hit the mark perfectly. Loved showing it off to everyone."
"Love this thing! Its very discrete, easy to use and feels high quality. I purchased the silver unit with a chain and I think it’s worth the money."
"The item came perfectly wrapped and ready to use! The best part of this item is how I will no longer waste, it pays for itself."