SITW Feb - May The Party Gods be with us!
Arrian here, with this month’s edition of “Snogo in the Wild”. I think it might be my favorite one yet! I mean, we all know our Snogos can function as a lot of different things; a cacao scoop, a bump straw, a cacao applicator, a piece of jewelry, a conversation starter – but a “groundscore”?!
Apparently so. Here’s the story…
Yo. Funny story this one. I was out with my girls, dancing the night away when I spotted this shiny thing lying on the ground. I bent down and picked it up. I had no idea what it was, so I shouted “Yo, anyone lose this?”
And let me tell you, four people came running over in a hot second, all claiming that the Snogo was theirs. They were all smiles, trying to sweet talk me, telling me how they just HAD to have it back. But they were obviously full of shit, and I could see right through it. They were all trying to play me, acting like they were all heartbroken without their precious possession. But I wasn’t buying it.
I decided to keep it as it was obviously something cool. Like these peeps turned retarded over this thing. When I got home, I researched Snogo, and it was like a light went off! THIS THING IS FUCKING AMAZING! LOL.
I cleaned it up and made it mine. And let me tell you, it’s been a love affair ever since. It’s seriously one of my favorite possessions. I feel like the party gods sent it to me as a gift for being a pro partier for life. It pumps up any party to the next level. I’ve used it at every party I go to, and every time it’s a hit. My friends are always like, “Yo, where did you get that from?” And I just laugh and say, “The party gods gave it to me.” The looks of envy are hilarious.
The Snogo is now my trusty sidekick, always ready to turn up the volume and get the party started. I’m never letting it go, and those people who tried to play me can keep on dreaming. The moral of the story, always keep your eyes peeled when you’re out and watch out for cheeky punters who try to swindle it off you.
Thanks Debbie, that’s an AWESOME story! Though I do feel badly for whoever really did lose their Snogo…If someone really did. Afterall, I’m a devout believer in Party Gods. And believe me, they work in wonderfully mysterious ways. May The Party Gods be with us! Amen!
Until next time.